Donkets

a nice pair of big balls that you use to teabag on halo

If you’re gonna Teabag in HALO then do it RIGHT! I want your NUTS all over my face, no spam crouching like a PUSSY, bury those DONKETS in my throat and make me gargle. Throw in a couple of melees and DISRESPECT me. You have 10 whole seconds of me watching. Do it right, fuck

by Stimulus Style December 1, 2021

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.

The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

by The Denver Donks March 27, 2021

donkeysaur

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

Donkeysauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 1, 2018

Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

by joe t August 23, 2005

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot

God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!

by Calibobert November 2, 2010

10 donkeys punching

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)

"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."

by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008