Donkets

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a nice pair of big balls that you use to teabag on halo

If you’re gonna Teabag in HALO then do it RIGHT! I want your NUTS all over my face, no spam crouching like a PUSSY, bury those DONKETS in my throat and make me gargle. Throw in a couple of melees and DISRESPECT me. You have 10 whole seconds of me watching. Do it right, fuck

Donkets by Stimulus Style December 1, 2021

Words you can keep

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.

The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

Denver Donkeys by The Denver Donks March 27, 2021

Related Words

donket • donkeysauce • donkeysmell • Donetsk • donkeism • Donkeshame • donketta • donkette • donkeysaur • donkeyscrew

donkeysaur

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

donkeysaur by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

Donkeysauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

Donkeysauce by bigtimingcomedy June 1, 2018

Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

Donkeys yawn by joe t August 23, 2005

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot

God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!

Donkeyshover by Calibobert November 2, 2010

10 donkeys punching

A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)

"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."

"True...that and it is 2008."

10 donkeys punching by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026