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Donkeysauce 

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"
Words you can keep

donkeysauce 

Donkeysauce is cum from a donkey
Damn, did that donkey just make donkeysauce?
donkeysauce by Donkeysauce_2000 June 22, 2017

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances
#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...


Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

donkeysaur 

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.
That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.
1. Completely trashed. Either high or drunk to the point where one's body cannot tolerate anymore.
2. A situation in which the individual is completely fucked beyond all belief.
(A) Did you see Tom at the party last night?
(B) Yeah he was donesauce.

(A) Man I havent studied for my final exam. I'm donesauce.
donesauce by Matt Vetter November 20, 2007

monkeysauce

The word that is at the end of the phrase that the background singers are singing in "Don't stop the music" by Rihanna. Listen to the song again, you'll hear it.
So that's the lyrics? "I'm a' say what's on my monkeysauce, I'm a' say what's on my monkeysau'"(abbreviated the 2nd time to fit the rhythm) I never knew that...?
monkeysauce by BigMo4Sho March 28, 2008

donkeyface

A donkeyface is one who believes he/she can engage in extreme behavior without repercussions. It is a reference to the beloved children's classic Pinocchio.

The Land of Toys is a fictional location in the Italian novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883). It is disguised as a haven for boys, although girls are lured there as well in some versions. In the Disney film adaptation of the novel, the land is renamed as Pleasure Island.

Pleasure Island serves as a haven for wayward boys and girls, allowing them to act as they please without recrimination. However, the truer and more sinister purpose of Pleasure Island is eventually revealed as it begins to physically transform the children into donkeys, apparently by means of a curse.
"That skank bizzo is a straight-up donkeyface; look at how she's throwing her cootch all over town..."
donkeyface by DakotaRandy March 6, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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