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big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard
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Honker Donker 

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)
"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.
Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

Donkerman 

A tanned Spanish looking guitarist.
He makes dry jokes and is overly talkative because he is probably crying deep down.
His friends might misuse him for his cool volla and editing skills when he is actually just loyal. He has probably also been peed on.
As for the love life, Donkerman is a hopeless romantic hoping to find the right chick so that he can seranade her at her balcony like a stalker.

Some synonyms are Armand, honjol and South African Sam Kolder.
Meent: Woaah look at that guy with all the chicks and the black ripcurl plakkies.
Attie: I wish I was as cool as him.

PF: Ahh, stop peeing on me! I’m not a donkerman.
Donkerman by P0kol0kO July 30, 2020

peenie donker 

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
peenie donker by Petrosian August 9, 2019

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
Double doinkered by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

horp a donker 

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.
I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.
horp a donker by shawndo919 April 16, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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