doiker 

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

doiker by jafffa June 27, 2007

doiker 

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

eg: "get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

doiker by jafffa June 27, 2007

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

doider 

the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out

Doider is easily one of the worst red things

doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

docker's nod by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Dolker 

An overthinking genius who loves broccoli

We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?

Dolker by anonymous November 21, 2020