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doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.
"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"
by jafffa June 27, 2007
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doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.
eg: "get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"
by jafffa June 27, 2007
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Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012
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doider

the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
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scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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docker's nod

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod
by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014
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Dolker

We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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