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Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.
Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice
Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David
Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021

Damiano David 

Damiano David is hot what more do you want me to say

The Domino's Effect 

The effect that Domino's pizza has on you abput 15 hours after you eat it.

domino's pizza company, as you may know, is a place to call when you're sitting around at 2:00 am (most likely intoxicated)starving to death.

However, your impulse decisions will eventually bring on the Domino's Effect within 15 hours or less. Signs of the Domino's effect are:
1) extreme amounts of gas, including farting and sulfuric acid/carbon dioxide belches.
2) trips to the restroom about 4 times per half an hour for anywhere from 2 - 9 hours.
3) green diarrhea and excretion of all consumed liquids (soda, water, beer, juice, etc.)
4) a slight comatose feeling

When you get the Domino's Effect, it's best to just wait it out. Don't make plans for the next day or two, and keep a trusty container of Rollaids at hand.
"We were starving out of our minds when we decided to call a pizza place. Domino's delevered 45 minutes later, and we were all satisfied. The next day, in the afternoon, I wasn't feeling good, when I realized: The Domino's Effect has started...."

Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy. Does his makeup to perfection & owns the sense of style. Angelic voice.
Friend : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going in Italy to find my Damiano David
Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021

Domino's Surprise 

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.
You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.