6 definitions by sgt. roy batty
Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
1) Gene has been giving the latest issue of SWANK the Minturnal Review for over 45 minutes.
2) This is an interesting proposal I will give it a Minturnal Review this afternoon.
2) This is an interesting proposal I will give it a Minturnal Review this afternoon.
by sgt. roy batty February 17, 2016
A small but enthusiastic sub-set of kinky sex culture that enjoys pornographic material depicting people dressed as clowns defecating often but not always in a public setting.
by sgt. roy batty September 6, 2019
Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.
by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023
The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.
by sgt. roy batty January 17, 2014