Dolphan

One of the pathetic schmucks that still roots for the abortion of a football team based in Miami.

AKA: a total fucking loser

Did you see the Patriots stomp on Miami again?? They showed this one Dolphan in the crowd pull his rectum right up & out his throat when Brady hit Gronk for his fourth TD!

Fucking Dolphans...

Dolphan by Thor Von Thorson December 9, 2018

Dolphan

A die hard fan of the Miami Dolphins.

I'm going to watch the game with a bunch of Dolphans.

Dolphan by Jayshark 13 February 3, 2020

dolphin flip 

a combination of Lucy (LSD) and Kate (ketamine), from the John Lily experiments

woah man I had a Dolphin flip yesterday and I saw myself in a hundred different timelines

dolphin flip by zippo panin February 28, 2020

Dolphin Man 

He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man

Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

dolphin cult 

u cant escape. stan soobin da 🐬 da 🐬 da 🐬

omg ive been kidnapped ! they forced me into the dolphin cult. i wont be able to escape :(

dolphin cult by soobinsbae <3 November 11, 2020

Dolphin Emulator 

An emulator that emulates Nintendo Wii and Nintendo GameCube games on your PC.

Guy 1: Yooo Dolphin Emulator is so good man.
Guy 2: Can I play too bro
Guy 1: Yessirr.

They proceed to play Super Mario Galaxy for hours on end.

Dolphin Emulator by xxfiercestormy_xx February 7, 2023

community dolphin 

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

community dolphin by dw8177 May 22, 2016