dolphand 

A dolphand is a hand that is a dolphin. The word was first used by Brock Baker in 2011 and is slowly gaining popularity. Dolphands need to be kept in water and be fed fish food regularly.

In Rebecca Black's Friday video....the girl sitting next to the 13 year old boy driving the car which Rebecca Black has no idea which seat to sit in , owns a dolphand.

dolphand by Mroxy101 April 22, 2011

Dolphondling 

The act of fondling dolphins

Toby got the sack from seaworld after being caught dolphondling

Dolphondling by Chris Mclovin February 15, 2009

dolphindicking 

When you slap your parther/or a stranger with your dick while making dolphin sounds

Oh my god this stranger wont stop dolphindicking me

dolphindicking by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

dolphindicking 

When you slap your dick against strangers/parthers while making dolphin sounds

This hobo wont stop dolphindicking me

dolphindicking by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

Dolphan

One of the pathetic schmucks that still roots for the abortion of a football team based in Miami.

AKA: a total fucking loser

Did you see the Patriots stomp on Miami again?? They showed this one Dolphan in the crowd pull his rectum right up & out his throat when Brady hit Gronk for his fourth TD!

Fucking Dolphans...

Dolphan by Thor Von Thorson December 9, 2018

Dolphan

A die hard fan of the Miami Dolphins.

I'm going to watch the game with a bunch of Dolphans.

Dolphan by Jayshark 13 February 3, 2020

Dolphadia

1: An intense, highly concentrated tutorial or period of instruction characterized by grueling cognitive exertion, sporadic episodes of existential dread or emotional distress, and an overarching, protective affection from the educator.

2: A transformative educational crucible that, despite its agonizing rigors, yields a profound and permanent elevation of the student's character, skill, or worldview.

"I have great news for you," said Dad as he greeted his eight-year-old daughter, a budding violinist, as she came home from school. "A massive Dolphadia about to be unleashed on you —blistering scales, heavy tears, and a whole lot of love."

Dolphadia by Larxie June 3, 2026