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A dolphand is a hand that is a dolphin. The word was first used by Brock Baker in 2011 and is slowly gaining popularity. Dolphands need to be kept in water and be fed fish food regularly.

In Rebecca Black's Friday video....the girl sitting next to the 13 year old boy driving the car which Rebecca Black has no idea which seat to sit in , owns a dolphand.

dolphand by Mroxy101 April 22, 2011

Words you can keep

Dolphondling

The act of fondling dolphins

Toby got the sack from seaworld after being caught dolphondling

Dolphondling by Chris Mclovin February 15, 2009

Related Words

dolphand • Dolphan • dolphindicking • Dolphadia • Dolphondling • dolphin dick • Dolphin Dip • dolphin dive • dolphin diving • doll hands

dolphindicking

When you slap your parther/or a stranger with your dick while making dolphin sounds

Oh my god this stranger wont stop dolphindicking me

dolphindicking by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

dolphindicking

When you slap your dick against strangers/parthers while making dolphin sounds

This hobo wont stop dolphindicking me

dolphindicking by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

Dolphan

One of the pathetic schmucks that still roots for the abortion of a football team based in Miami.

AKA: a total fucking loser

Did you see the Patriots stomp on Miami again?? They showed this one Dolphan in the crowd pull his rectum right up & out his throat when Brady hit Gronk for his fourth TD!

Fucking Dolphans...

Dolphan by Thor Von Thorson December 9, 2018

Dolphan

A die hard fan of the Miami Dolphins.

I'm going to watch the game with a bunch of Dolphans.

Dolphan by Jayshark 13 February 3, 2020

Dolphadia

1: An intense, highly concentrated tutorial or period of instruction characterized by grueling cognitive exertion, sporadic episodes of existential dread or emotional distress, and an overarching, protective affection from the educator.

2: A transformative educational crucible that, despite its agonizing rigors, yields a profound and permanent elevation of the student's character, skill, or worldview.

"I have great news for you," said Dad as he greeted his eight-year-old daughter, a budding violinist, as she came home from school. "A massive Dolphadia about to be unleashed on you —blistering scales, heavy tears, and a whole lot of love."

Dolphadia by Larxie June 3, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026