Dogfished 

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.

“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.

Dogfished by xynzee August 5, 2019

dogfished 

To be fooled by a male's online profile

Matt was dogfished when he thought the man he met online was actually a 28 year old body builder.

dogfished by ms. lolita February 8, 2015

dogfished 

When you go out with a girl and she ugly AF without that snapchat dog filter.

Bruh I met this Bitty on Gram the other day. DMed her, met her at the club. Girl was a butterface without that dog filter. SMH dogfished again

dogfished by PepeHernandez August 22, 2016

Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfish Dick 

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

Dogfish Dick by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

Dogfish 

The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.

I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.

Dogfish by C—sleazy May 1, 2018