When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.
“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.
“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.
BOOM. Dogfished.
“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.
BOOM. Dogfished.
by xynzee August 5, 2019
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Bruh I met this Bitty on Gram the other day. DMed her, met her at the club. Girl was a butterface without that dog filter. SMH dogfished again
by PepeHernandez August 22, 2016
Get the dogfished mug.Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.
Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.
Thats not my dog.
Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
Thats not my dog.
Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
by Dickwine October 4, 2018
Get the Dogfishing mug.The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the Dogfishing mug.the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
Get the Dogfish Dick mug.The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.
I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.
by C—sleazy May 1, 2018
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