Dogfishing

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Dogfishing

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfishing

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

by triceratop July 4, 2021

dollfishing

A form of cultural appropriation in which a cis girl pretends to be transfemme or wears transfemme aesthetics like a costume for clout or career success.

Doll 1: Girl, did you see *niche hyperpop artist, model, influencer etc.* came out as cis!?
Doll 2: Ugh, I know. I guess dollfishing stopped paying off for her.

by quadyourenthusiasm September 16, 2023

DayFishing

The Act of going fishing during the day, having some naturdays and natty ices, taking a dab, regurgitating, passing out in a truck, getting expunged, get beat up by Andy P, and get sent to a jail cell.

Wow, did you hear about my buddy who went DayFishing?

Ya, he fucked up big time again.

by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

Dropfishing

A portmanteau of dropship and catfishing.

Where a customer orders something from eBay (or similar marketplace) and the seller insists that the item is located in the customer's country but then once purchased the item takes weeks to arrive and has obviously been sent from a Chinese warehouse.

"I paid more by going through ebay assuming that the seller had local stock and that meant i'd get the item sooner but they were dropfishing me all along..."

by Kh0de May 8, 2019

dryfishing

trying to seduce someone (particularly a girl) without using any bait (e.g. gifts, money, or a date) to help persuade or lure them in to your desires.

To try and seduce a chick without taking her out or buying her nice things is dryfishing.

by Professor44 June 12, 2018