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Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.
Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.
Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018
Words you can keep

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Dogfishing 

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.
That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.
Dogfishing by triceratop July 4, 2021

dollfishing 

A form of cultural appropriation in which a cis girl pretends to be transfemme or wears transfemme aesthetics like a costume for clout or career success.
Doll 1: Girl, did you see *niche hyperpop artist, model, influencer etc.* came out as cis!?
Doll 2: Ugh, I know. I guess dollfishing stopped paying off for her.
dollfishing by quadyourenthusiasm September 16, 2023

DayFishing 

The Act of going fishing during the day, having some naturdays and natty ices, taking a dab, regurgitating, passing out in a truck, getting expunged, get beat up by Andy P, and get sent to a jail cell.
Wow, did you hear about my buddy who went DayFishing?

Ya, he fucked up big time again.
DayFishing by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

Dropfishing

A portmanteau of dropship and catfishing.

Where a customer orders something from eBay (or similar marketplace) and the seller insists that the item is located in the customer's country but then once purchased the item takes weeks to arrive and has obviously been sent from a Chinese warehouse.
"I paid more by going through ebay assuming that the seller had local stock and that meant i'd get the item sooner but they were dropfishing me all along..."
Dropfishing by Kh0de May 8, 2019

dryfishing 

trying to seduce someone (particularly a girl) without using any bait (e.g. gifts, money, or a date) to help persuade or lure them in to your desires.
To try and seduce a chick without taking her out or buying her nice things is dryfishing.
dryfishing by Professor44 June 12, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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