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when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs
I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.
by jules magoo October 15, 2018
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.
"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"
by Bakedhoven April 05, 2017
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The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.
I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.
by C—sleazy January 07, 2018
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a person on a any given website or app that uses pictures significantly more attractive than they are at the time of the date/meet-up.

(on a scale from 1-10 a 3pt+ drop would qualify one as a "dogfish" not a catfish where the pictures used are of a completely different person or sex) (credits-Hicksy)
Girrrrrrllllll, his photos must have been from his high school days when he was a 9. Because when he showed up he as more like a 6, damn dogfish fuck-boys.
by AdamAGame May 17, 2018
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Is when something eats period blood off tampons and pads.
Oi you here about Jonny?

Yeah I heard he’s a bit of a dogfish
by Coonknees November 07, 2018
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A dog that smells like it could be part fish.
My dog is so stinky she smells like a dogfish.
by Shitdinger August 06, 2008
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