Urban Dictionary: Dogfish

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when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs

I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.

by jules magoo October 15, 2018

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Dogfish

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.

"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"

by Bakedhoven April 05, 2017

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Dogfish

The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.

I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.

by C—sleazy January 07, 2018

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Dogfish

a person on a any given website or app that uses pictures significantly more attractive than they are at the time of the date/meet-up.

(on a scale from 1-10 a 3pt+ drop would qualify one as a "dogfish" not a catfish where the pictures used are of a completely different person or sex) (credits-Hicksy)

Girrrrrrllllll, his photos must have been from his high school days when he was a 9. Because when he showed up he as more like a 6, damn dogfish fuck-boys.

by AdamAGame May 17, 2018