xynzee's definitions

Dogfished

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.

“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.

by xynzee August 5, 2019

Swypo

A grave error made while screening online suitors

Guy: hey girl. We're a match. Did you like my shirtless bathroom selfie?
Girl: That was a swypo

by xynzee April 13, 2016