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A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.
Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."
Dogfister by Marcus Steele May 8, 2008
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woah, that dude is so dogster
dogster by estiela May 23, 2022

doofster 

variation of doofus
someone who is clueless.
You are such a doofster, you don't know what you're doing!
doofster by thaleni February 20, 2009

roister doister 

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553
Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same
roister doister by pooglem August 3, 2007
The day that the Christ-pup was raised from the dead, three days after being euthanized by Los Angeles County.
The Dog christers celebrate the holiest day of the year on Dogster Wednesday.
Dogster by Galeazzo Ciano May 19, 2018

Dollister 

Anything name bra and that you purchase from a resale shop.
Are those Nikes New or dollister?
Dollister by staats March 20, 2014
To fuck up immensely; to blunder; to crash and burn.
Jaden saw Rasheesh completely DogMaster the whole operation, causing the death of thirty children and losing his little junu rocket bike.
DogMaster by s0viet December 13, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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