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wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

Documentranny 

A documentary focusing on the life of a transgendered person. Very common nowadays with all these trannies running around.

Commonly tiled "I Am ____" with the blank being the person's new transgender name.
"Yo I'm gonna go watch "I Am Cait". It's the newest documentranny."

"You should check out the documentranny, "I Am Jazz".
Documentranny by Wigga wigga what September 1, 2015

documentress 

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.
Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

documentrix 

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.
Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

Documentate 

"to document", to record details for future reference
Ed had to documentate the server details before he went on holiday
Documentate by TheKidderKid October 7, 2008

documentated

From the Old English word document:

To provide written statement of factual or substantial support for statements made or ideas expressed; especially : to equip with exact references to authoritative supporting information.
These processes need to be documentated so we know what we're supposed to do next time this happens!