documentrix 

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

documentrix by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Documenting our culture

To add slang, phrases and sayings to www.urbandictionary.com to let people know what you thought and talked about at one time.

Leave me alone, I'm documenting our culture.

Documenting our culture by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality 

Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,

The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.

*any gore post*

Dude who saw the photos:

Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…

Dude who hasn't seen the photos:

You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?

Dude who saw the photos:

No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.

Tubgirl from Documenting Reality by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021

Documentarian 

Documentartian: Someone who insists upon recording every aspect of their life. Can be identified by the large a baggy sweaters that they use to hide small video cameras and over-developed fingers from hours of video editing. Related to camwhores but they document themselves and their friends instead of just taking naked pictures of themselves.

Documentarian: *pulls out small camera to tape someone listening to music
Everyone else: "Man, that guy is creepy"
Documentarian: *goes home and adds this small section of the human panorama to his collection*

Documentarian by M2652 April 14, 2007

Blank Word Documenting 

When one tries to mask porn viewing by opening a blank Microsoft word document.

I totally caught Kelby blank word documenting.

Blank Word Documenting by M.T.L. April 21, 2009

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

wildlife documentaries by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

Documentia 

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.

The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.

Documentia by VATechWriter May 30, 2013