decoring

The act of inviting a bunch of friends over for a party, and then having them help you paint/decorate your new place.

Anne is having a decoring party this sat, are you gonna be there?

by Killer kurvz March 19, 2009

Decaring

The act of missing school under the guise of a school event or club, especially DECA

I went decaring last week to annoy my math teacher, but got screwed by the amount of work I have now

by Not Actually Mr Dickson March 11, 2015

Decorina

A person in the interior design world who practices their craft from a high and mighty perch. There's a lot of hand waving and pillow chopping in a decorina world.

We met the decorina today to pick out an armoire and her shoes were worth more than my car.

by Not a decorina February 13, 2019

decoying

The fine social con of bringing a person as your date to an event such as a wedding to give the impression you are in a serious relationship when you are not.

As he was merely decoying, primarily for the benefit of his ex, he made sure to add to the impression by not being able to keep his lips and hands off his stunning partner throughout the evening.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

decringio

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.

Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

by John Jacob Jinglehymer Smith February 12, 2009

decaring

What teachers call it when students join the DECA club and miss school for the competition.

Oh, William, stop decaring! God forbid you guys have a day of school.

by decaring May 9, 2018

Decoying

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.

Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!

by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013