Dlork

The state of mind one finds themselves in as their lack of sleep starts to affect their perception, wherein very stupid things are much easier to say, and quite often much funnier

I was dlorking so hard last night, I can't believe I thought that joke was funny.

by snickerz52 November 9, 2010

Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

a doorknob dicker

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

You're such a dork

A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it

Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: Oh my god, you're such a dork! But, you're my dork.

by gooeygal December 23, 2017

Dlorp

To lay or sit around staring at, playing or reading on a smartphone or tablet and doing nothing else for an extended amount of time.

They just dlorped around all day.

by gmmonty3 June 19, 2019

dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008