Dlorp

To lay or sit around staring at, playing or reading on a smartphone or tablet and doing nothing else for an extended amount of time.

They just dlorped around all day.

by gmmonty3 June 19, 2019

Dorpus

Someone or something that is just super dumb, or a big dummy. Usually used when referring to awkward southern-accent talking gumbo headasses.

Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi

by GuavaCuckold820 October 3, 2019

Dlopes

A dlopes is a safehouse (mostly tress) that runaway marshmallows and mushrooms can go to.

- Jeremy + Kiersten

The marshmallows used their gooey marshmallowy goodness to fly to the dlopes where their faithful mushrooms were waiting.

by Kiersten + Jeremy February 2, 2009

dorp

A dorp is a South African expression similar to 'One horse town' - meaning a small town. "yawn and you could miss it"

This town is a one-horse dorp

by Dorp September 30, 2006

dorpher

A person or congregation of folk who love to pray and "rock out" to the Bible; aka 'bible thumpers'.
(derived from 'endorphin'- a hormone, secreted during feelings of comfort, that sedates the receptor which recieves the sensation of pain.;a.k.a.- a natural anesthetic)

-Those dorphers keep trying to get me to go to their weekend gatherings.

~Yeah, I know. They annoy the fuck out of me, man.

by Leify J September 8, 2005

Dlork

The state of mind one finds themselves in as their lack of sleep starts to affect their perception, wherein very stupid things are much easier to say, and quite often much funnier

I was dlorking so hard last night, I can't believe I thought that joke was funny.

by snickerz52 November 9, 2010

doorphylactic

When using a public restroom, it is the paper towel used to shield your hand from touching the door handle.

"The bathroom only had a hand-blower, so I couldn't use a doorphylactic to get out."

by broginator October 1, 2013