Divertío

The Spanish translation for “Funcle” aka Fun Uncle. The word “Divertío” combines Divertido (fun) with Tío (Uncle).

Karan is the number one divertío!

¡Karan esta el divertío numero uno!

Divertío by divertianumerouno July 21, 2023

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.

BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Diversion Ring 

When a good looking women uses an ordinary ring on her wedding finger to make strangers believe she is engaged/married, and to divert prowling men away from them.

Also known as CBR (Cock Block Ring) The death of all men on the pull.

Victim - Hey gurl, Can I grab you a drink cause you my type babe?

Woman - Look at the finger durrr!!!

Victims Friends - Man you've just been fucked by the Diversion Ring!!

Diversion Ring by bENbENocONNELL March 20, 2017

Queen's Diversion 

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

Queen's Diversion by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

politics of diversion 

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

politics of diversion by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

Divertisimo 

A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.

I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".

Divertisimo by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

Diversion 

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.

The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.

Diversion by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020