diverticulitis

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.
Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.
by shoee January 16, 2007
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Severe Diverticulitis

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.
by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019
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Diverticulitis Christmas

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital
Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”
by SantaTurkey December 24, 2023
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