Distear 

A combination word "Distilled Tears" Meaning Its not the proper feeling of sadness, its fake with little meaning to the person thats crying

He broke up with me, I was crying, but I knew I didnt love him it was just in the moment, I wasnt sad I was Distear

Distear by Bridgettt :) January 13, 2009

Dispear 

A term derived from its sound as both "despair" and the ebonics or patwa phrase "dis spear." (Also could refer to "disappear.") Used in the song by the same name featuring Damian Marley and Nasir Jones, speaking heavily on the oppression and separation between the upper and lower classes, calling out to poor economic colored groups to use the mind as the "modern day spear."

"Hey, I say...Dispear, huh! Shaka Zulu, Bobo Shanti, Man a Gideon, Man a Mau Mau Warrior...Despair, eh!" -Damian Marley

Dispear by blackjesús September 8, 2010

Disterclass 

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

Disterclass by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

Distard 

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

Distard by Zero94 October 6, 2010

disterned 

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

disterned by S.P May 23, 2008

distarnated 

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.

Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."

distarnated by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distargeted 

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

Distargeted by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016