Dispation

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A state of stress in which extreme distress and anticipation are combined to produce a state of emotional train-wreckage and memory loss solely for the information being tested. Prolonged dispation causes periods of anterograde amnesia. May also be linked to post-exam blackout drinking.

They didn't print enough copies of the exam? This dispation is killing me - I won't even remember how to write my name by the time I get a test!

Dispation by so.hashtastic May 30, 2013

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urban dixationary

The process of being so fixated with reading Urban Dictionary entries that you find yourself in a possibly endless loop of looking up that next word, e.g., "Nearby Words", I mean "Show More"; I will definitely stop after "Newest Words".

John told me he spent 8 hours looking up one word on Urban Dictionary the other day, but I think it was more like he was in stuck in urban dixationary mode if you ask me. urbandictionaried wikipedia loop

urban dixationary by thematrixhasewe January 4, 2010

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dildation membrane

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.

The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.

dildation membrane by booger wall June 15, 2011

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Oorban diktationari

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"

Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.

Oorban diktationari by OURBan December 11, 2019

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dilation

The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.

While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.

dilation by DOMRichard February 8, 2015

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dysrationalia

Being a smart person that can make really stupid mistakes.

Ex. Jeff has dysrationaliation, he has an IQ of 130 but still managed to catch himself on fire playing with gas.

dysrationalia by John lost September 8, 2010

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Time Dilation

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.

1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!

Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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