Dispation 

A state of stress in which extreme distress and anticipation are combined to produce a state of emotional train-wreckage and memory loss solely for the information being tested. Prolonged dispation causes periods of anterograde amnesia. May also be linked to post-exam blackout drinking.

They didn't print enough copies of the exam? This dispation is killing me - I won't even remember how to write my name by the time I get a test!

Dispation by so.hashtastic May 30, 2013

urban dixationary 

The process of being so fixated with reading Urban Dictionary entries that you find yourself in a possibly endless loop of looking up that next word, e.g., "Nearby Words", I mean "Show More"; I will definitely stop after "Newest Words".

John told me he spent 8 hours looking up one word on Urban Dictionary the other day, but I think it was more like he was in stuck in urban dixationary mode if you ask me. urbandictionaried wikipedia loop

urban dixationary by thematrixhasewe January 4, 2010

dildation membrane 

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.

The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.

dildation membrane by booger wall June 15, 2011

Oorban diktationari 

A fucking stupid way of saying "Urban Dictionary"

Friend: Oh wowz, This Oorban diktationari websit lokz reely cul.
Me: ... Did you mean Urban Dictionary?
Friend: non. Oorban diktationari.
Me: What, The, Fuck.

Oorban diktationari by OURBan December 11, 2019

dilation 

The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.

While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.

dilation by DOMRichard February 8, 2015

dysrationalia 

Being a smart person that can make really stupid mistakes.

Ex. Jeff has dysrationaliation, he has an IQ of 130 but still managed to catch himself on fire playing with gas.

dysrationalia by John lost September 8, 2010

Time Dilation 

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.

1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!

Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010