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discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discrumimpation 

When you spam the keybord and laugh hystarccly.
ree kid more like pee kid
person 3: breath in boi
person 9320393: discrumimpationdiscrumimpationdiscrumimpationdiscrumimpation

Discurious

When you are not curious about something, Finds out new information no longer wants to know more. Uninterested
Phil- Hey man guess what happened today?
Sam- Man i don't care. Any thing you have to say just makes me Discurious. So go away.

daisy's distruction 

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up
Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.
I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

No Discretion 

Not giving a fuck. The people in the group are some bad ass mo' fuckas.
Slappin' a bitch, not giving a shit, living life on the edge..No Discretion.
No Discretion by Your moma. November 27, 2010