Dirty jayd

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Dirty Jayd, is when 2 people are cross faded and one of the people fart into the other persons mouth in a sexual way

Boy 1- “yooo last night was crazy my girl n I finally did a dirty Jayd”
Girl 1- “ew why do you tell me this stuff”

Dirty jayd by Thicksexynready April 16, 2020

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Dirty Jaydan

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.

I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.

Dirty Jaydan by Fuckah April 27, 2020

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Dirty Jayden

Literally Get dominated and railed by your man

Omg I just got a Dirty Jayden

Dirty Jayden by R3e3e June 26, 2021

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Dirty Jayden

A Spunkymonkey who can seduce any female beast; even the ugliest of the muff Goblins.

"He's on one... the DIRTY JAYDEN'

Dirty Jayden by Jaysuswazh3r3 June 12, 2019

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Dirty jaydee

There is no such thing as a dirty jaydee she's pure as the driven s ow almost angelic

An angel of a person dirty jaydee

Dirty jaydee by Frodonointy July 6, 2021

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Dirty jayde

Dirty Jayde is when a woman can't stop putting things into her anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as she can find in there...car keys, phone, loaf of bread, the neighbours cat etc. Like really jamming it in. Usually done for safe keeping of possessions but also for sexual gratification. The woman can only reach climax when her anus is completely full. Star jumps help her reach orgasm.

"Dude, look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Jayde. I can hear her phone ringing!"

Dirty jayde by Pandy12345 March 29, 2020

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Dirty jaydn

A very attractive lad with a 12 incher that can seduce any babe

He’s such a dirty jaydn

Dirty jaydn by Dave69 September 7, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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