Dirty Smithy
When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA
Dirty Smithy by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025
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Dirty Smith
Dirty Smith by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009
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The Dirty Smitty
The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011
Dirty Smitty
A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.
Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
Dirty Smitty by The Nard May 1, 2020
Dirty Smithers
To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.
Dirty Smithers by Gary Beard April 5, 2012
dirty smith and wesson
dirty smith and wesson by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017
Dirty Cormac Smith
When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Dirty Cormac Smith by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022
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