Dirty Smithy

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA

Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy”

by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025

Dirty Smith

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020

Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Dirty Cormac Smith

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!

by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022