Dirty Smith

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

Dirty Cormac Smith

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!

by Autistic Camel November 8, 2022

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017