being the shit or being amazing at everything. smittys are the bomb. yeehaw. smittys are yumilicious
p1-oh my gosh! are you a smitty?
p2-you know it baby👽😎
by smittysister101 May 20, 2019
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A smitty is a retarted, male squirrel that rapes small, innocent female babies. Smitties are about 5 boners long and are dark brown with glowing purple eyes. When they turn 16 days old they grow wings that come out of each ass cheek to help them fly short distances. They have tails about 3 boners long and is used as a second penis in some cases, for a smitty's tail may also become erect. A smitty's habitat consists of one dark, deep, moist, wide, spacious vagaina. These traits of the vagaina are necessary in order to a smitty to be able to live to its full potential. Smitty's only come out of their homes between the hours of 2-5 in the afternoon. Every smitty carries its own special type of STD called rapies. If you get raped by a smitty chances are they will pass this disease on to you and you will die within 48 hours. Even though all smitties are male they each make two babies. The babies, in order to survive, need to be breast fed by human, female breasts ranging from a C to a high D. If they do not get their milk they will puke blood and poop intestines inside their hom and the host of the vagaina of the smitties will most likely die. Smitties live about 3 months long. When they die they are reincarnated into a Pakastanian terrorist who dreams of world domination. Where do you think Sadam Hussein came from?
Damn, did you just see that smitty fly towards town!?
by MASTER-M-DAWG February 11, 2011
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Saying or doing something that makes a person look stupid or foolish. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
"Man I just pulled a smitty when I tried talking to that girl!" or "That was a smitty move when you gave her your number."
by Hamzah August 4, 2005
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dirty slut
often associated with std's and sti's
a whore not worth being paid
that smitty topped off bob, rik & jerry on the same nyte
by GiGi Mink September 18, 2010
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Someone of ghetto culture.
Someone who acts or appears to be a thug.
Look at that SMITTY trying to jack those rims off that caddy.

Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
by Scotty C. November 13, 2007
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'smitty': offspin breed of the 'Bogan' usually found in areas north of adelaide south australia. smittys drive holden kingswoods and only smoke 16 milligram cigarettes and ALWAYS have a can of VB in thier hand. Clad in tight jeans & 'bluey' singlet... love harleys and cant afford one
"hey Thommo, hows it going?.. heard ya mum is going out with a smitty"

"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"
by king knobber May 31, 2005
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