A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.
Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty
Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty
Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
by The Nard May 1, 2020
The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
by Turd Farmer 7 January 13, 2011