Dirty Sham

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A drink only found at McDonald's from a special request: Half Shamrock Shake and Half Chocolate. Very tasty. Originated in Wisconsin.

Person 1: Hey, where do you want to eat tonight?

Person 2: Let's hit up McDonald's and get some Dirty Shams.

Dirty Sham by DasWxMan April 17, 2013

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Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

Dirty Shams by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021

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Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.

I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.

Dirty Shampoo by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

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dirty shamchez

when an irishman pulls his cock out of a chicks ass then wipes it over her upper lip for the stink factor.

This broad tried to gross me out with a dutch oven the other night so I hooked her up with a dirty shamchez...ha! in your face bitch!

dirty shamchez by Shamrock5 January 20, 2009

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Dirty Shame

A cocktail consisting of: One part Whiskey, One Part Mountain Dew, and a shot of bull semen.

Tom: Why is that guy rolling on the ground?
Andrew: He drank several dirty shames.

Tom: Niiiiiiiice

Dirty Shame by The Grape Diddler January 23, 2014

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Dirty Shamus

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.

I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.

Dirty Shamus by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

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Dirty Shamari

When you seduce your mother while fingering your cat and make out with your 7-17 sister

I just did a Dirty Shamari with my friends family

Dirty Shamari by Dirty Shamari November 16, 2021

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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