when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.
Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.
by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009
when an irishman pulls his cock out of a chicks ass then wipes it over her upper lip for the stink factor.
This broad tried to gross me out with a dutch oven the other night so I hooked her up with a dirty shamchez...ha! in your face bitch!
by Shamrock5 January 20, 2009
person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!
by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009