Dirty Mae

At a brunch, you take a girl and bend her over the table. Take a breakfast sausage and shove it up her ass, while ramming it in her tuna pouch. During which she is eating eggs solely with her mouth, when you cum pour an omelet on her back.

I was bored at my wife's family brunch so I took the waitress to the next table and gave her a Dirty Mae.

by M kind January 1, 2011

Dirty maegen

Cutting off ur pubs then putting them in a can of beans befor useing it as a pocket pussy

Mate : what did you do on the weekend?
Me: I got bored so i did a dirty maegen

by Potatoeswithnodoors May 9, 2020

Dirty Maeve

When a cat shits in your mouth and you slap your cheeks with a full gob, sending cat excrement all of your face , retrieve the shit with a crab stick wipe across your brows. Then let a dog lick it off

A dirty maeve

Yo dude I went to that slut Sarah’s house last week , she’s a freak dirty maeve and everything!

by Dirtysleuth96 June 11, 2020

dirty maeva

The act of farting while making sex and having an orgasm due it.

i heard you had a dirty Maeva last night.

by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020

dirty maeva

The act of farting during sex and having an orgasm due it.So actually the person who is intercoursing her is useless.

I heard you had dirty Maeva last night.

by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020