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When a cat shits in your mouth and you slap your cheeks with a full gob, sending cat excrement all of your face , retrieve the shit with a crab stick wipe across your brows. Then let a dog lick it off

A dirty maeve
Yo dude I went to that slut Sarah’s house last week , she’s a freak dirty maeve and everything!
by Dirtysleuth96 June 11, 2020
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