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Dirt Squirt 

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.
MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.
Dirt Squirt by dipstickin December 12, 2014

african dirt squirt 

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.
I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

Dirtskirt 

1. a female with whom you have no interest in being engaged
2. a female acting in a slutty manner
3. a female lacking significant mental and physical attractiveness
'dude, check out that one in Old Navy visor...total dirtskirt'
'that girl is a dirtskirt for sure!'
Dirtskirt by whiskymack January 9, 2004

dirtsquirrels 

generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and masturbate in a tight smegma filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
Washroom Attendant: Excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of hell on earth?
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
dirtsquirrels by Maury Povich- September 26, 2005

Dirtsquirrel 

A low budget down and outer that will do anything for crank including sucking cock for gas money, taking their clothes off, any sexual favors just for a hit. Doing any amount of men in one night. This also includes the passing of their STD at the same time.
Dirtsquirrel
Dirtsquirrel by Cigarz October 8, 2017

dirtsqurrel 

You're a dirtsqurrel
dirtsqurrel by Brandon Mayhew September 4, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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