whiskymack's definitions

foosty

Of Scottish/Glaswegian derivation: rotten, gone bad

'Oi David, sniff the milk and see if its foosty'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

junk

1. Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

2. A reference to something of little or no value

3. The male genitalia

4. A kind of chinese boat

5. Heroin

1. "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?"
- "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk"

2. Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk

3. "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk"

4. "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour?

5. "Oi! Get off the junk and straighten up your shyte life!"

by whiskymack February 22, 2005

tatties

1. Breasts (titties)
2. Potatoes, usually mashed'

1. 'That young lady had herself an exceptional set of tatties'
2. 'Yes, I'll have the steak with tatties on the side'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

suit it n' boot it

To get dressed up to the nines and head out for a night on the town

'Aiite fella, get yourself all Gucci'd up. Tonight we're gonna suit it n' boot it!'

by whiskymack February 19, 2004

Nirvana

One of the most overrated rock bands ever. PERIOD... How is it that sub-par 4-chord guitar playing and screamed vocals could be taken for anything else?
A phenomenon spun out of a single novelty song that filled a void in a lame musical landscape.

- "Shame about Kurt and Nirvana eh Doctor Lecter?"
- "Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere"

by whiskymack November 25, 2004