whiskymack's definitions

gibbed

(1) gibbed - (verb {past tense})
1. Any act in which a person or persons get screwed over without their knowledge or consent. The victim, not for a lack of knowlegde is played and are generally unaware of the fact that they have been screwed over. The act is usually accompanied by the 'gibber' throwing up their hands and a)laughing or b)saying something to the effect of "Fuck it, I'm out" when the gibbing is revealed.
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(2.a) gib (noun)
A small metal or wooden wedge used for keeping a machine part in place.
(2.b)(gibbed, gibbing) verb
To secure with a gib.
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Etymology: 18c.

(1) 'Buddy A' is left at the table in the eyeline of a watching bartender as he sees 'Buddy B' and 'Buddy C' take off out of the bar without paying their share of the tab, having left the table in the guise of hitting the bathroom before leaving the establishment. 'Buddy A' has been gibbed.
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(2) That machine was shaking quite a bit, but its better now that its been gibbed.

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

Deuce

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

humpy bumpy

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate

"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!

by whiskymack July 15, 2004

indiggichai

indeed
can be used on its own or coupled with rhying words for added effect

"You goin' to the ball game tommorow?"
"indiggichai bwai!!"

by whiskymack February 22, 2005

junk

1. Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

2. A reference to something of little or no value

3. The male genitalia

4. A kind of chinese boat

5. Heroin

1. "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?"
- "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk"

2. Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk

3. "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk"

4. "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour?

5. "Oi! Get off the junk and straighten up your shyte life!"

by whiskymack February 22, 2005

whutagwan

Of Jamacian-English patois derivation, a contraction of the question 'What's going on?'

'whutagwan star, ya gunna hit up da spot tanite?'

by whiskymack June 29, 2004