dirtsquirrels
generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and masturbate in a tight smegma filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
Washroom Attendant: Excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of hell on earth?
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
dirtsquirrels by Maury Povich- September 26, 2005