hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."
by dipstickin December 11, 2014
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Verifigaytion

When an individual is unable to discern someones sexual orientation and subsequently seeks the opinion of a friend for clarification.
Guy #1 - "Hey. You think that guy wearing the pink shorts is gay?"
Guy #2 - "Man, he's got eyshadow on and keeps smiling at other dudes. He's gotta be."
Guy #1 - "Thought so. Just needed some verifigaytion."
by dipstickin October 21, 2010
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Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.
MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.
by dipstickin December 11, 2014
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hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
by dipstickin December 11, 2014
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