Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.

Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Verifigaytion

When an individual is unable to discern someones sexual orientation and subsequently seeks the opinion of a friend for clarification.

Guy #1 - "Hey. You think that guy wearing the pink shorts is gay?"
Guy #2 - "Man, he's got eyshadow on and keeps smiling at other dudes. He's gotta be."
Guy #1 - "Thought so. Just needed some verifigaytion."

by dipstickin October 22, 2010