Dirigibble 

a basketball technique one can only perform on a blimp

hey pass me the ball

ok here it goes

hey watch this

wow that looks great but are you sure we should be playing basketball up here in the sky

yeah dont worry im trained

you look great

watch this

oh this that a dirigibble

Dirigibble by cot hooter November 5, 2010

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

derigible 

1. A large and bloated aircraft that flies above football stadiums. See blimp.

2. Technical term for blimps.

3. A dorky name for the male sex organ. See penis.

4. A word repeated over and over by a retard named Flagellum.

5. Vulgar name for an extremely greasy fat person.

1. Man that fucking derigible is one thick ass vessel.

2. Me and Jim-Jim went flying in a derigible.

3. Robert! Julia just stroked my derigible! And I liked it!

4. D-D-D-D-ERIGIBLE! DERIGIBLE!

5. Greasy Derigible!

derigible by mambo pimp January 7, 2004

Freakin Dirigible 

The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col.

Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible!

Freakin Dirigible by Storiii June 7, 2017

dirigiblicious

Busty; large chested.

"Check out the gams on that one, she's dirigiblicious.

dirigiblicious by Reverend Ted November 14, 2003

dirigible 

to be sexually pleasured by a balloon or other inflatable object by attaching said object to a penis by a string and filling the object with helium to the point where the penis is lifted into the air.

He totally had a dirigible wet dream last night

dirigible by Anthony_H August 13, 2010