dirigible 

to be sexually pleasured by a balloon or other inflatable object by attaching said object to a penis by a string and filling the object with helium to the point where the penis is lifted into the air.

He totally had a dirigible wet dream last night

dirigible by Anthony_H August 13, 2010

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

Freakin Dirigible 

The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col.

Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible!

Freakin Dirigible by Storiii June 7, 2017

Digitible 

A contraction for "Digital Collectible". Digitibles are blockchain based digital collectibles that represent a brand or cause. Purpose driven non-fungible tokens are a driving for for social good.

I went online and bought some digitibles of my favourite actor the other night. I was able to list it on OpenSea and put it up for auction and made 2 eth!

Digitible by digitibles March 31, 2020

derigiberbil

A derigble gerbil.

Jarvis Cockerel - "Crikey! It's a derigble gerbil"
Mark Llama - "Yes! It's a derigiberbil."

derigiberbil by Amanda January 29, 2004

divisible 

divisible means can be divided, but not necessarily evenly.

divide and conquer

As in a swing party.
The women are divisible.

divisible by drako2015 April 19, 2014

dirigiberbil

A dirigible gerbil, invented by Mark Llama of www.rathergood.com

Created with helium and a gerbil.

Look! It's a dirigible gerbil!
No, it's a dirigiberbil!

dirigiberbil by shavedGERBIL February 23, 2003