Definitions by Anthony_H

Dirty Muppet 

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.

Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.

Dirty Muppet by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

dirigible 

to be sexually pleasured by a balloon or other inflatable object by attaching said object to a penis by a string and filling the object with helium to the point where the penis is lifted into the air.

He totally had a dirigible wet dream last night

dirigible by Anthony_H August 13, 2010