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Dinklecock

Poppycock, tomfoolery, hobnomery, bullshit.

Something that is utterly erroneous or ridiculous.
So I hear you hooked up with that fat girl...

Dinklecock! Thats absolute Dinklecock!
by Jon&Dave218 October 6, 2009
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dinklefuck

An adjective used to describe someone that needs to be made fun of. It can be used in almost any case or scenario. As long as someone is there to be made fun of "dinklefuck" can be the word for you.
Casey, you are such a dinklefuck.
by BonayyNayNemoko July 31, 2011
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Dingleocken

A wiggly dangler that makes big noises when you sit on it.
James? How many Dingleockens can fit in there?”
by SMGS_Playzgamez September 13, 2023
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Diddlecock powder

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.
Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.
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dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)
ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!
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danglecock

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
by Polish Rob May 12, 2006
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Dinglecock

When you fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your cock. A cross between dingleberry and cock.
I fucked Samantha in the ass yesterday and when I pulled out I had dinglecock. She should clean up better.
by Copulationstation May 24, 2019
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