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dinklefuck 

An adjective used to describe someone that needs to be made fun of. It can be used in almost any case or scenario. As long as someone is there to be made fun of "dinklefuck" can be the word for you.
Casey, you are such a dinklefuck.
dinklefuck by BonayyNayNemoko July 31, 2011

Dingleocken

A wiggly dangler that makes big noises when you sit on it.
“James? How many Dingleockens can fit in there?”
Dingleocken by SMGS_Playzgamez September 13, 2023

Diddlecock powder 

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.
Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.

dinklecotton 

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)
ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

danglecock 

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
danglecock by Polish Rob May 12, 2006

Dinglecock 

When you fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your cock. A cross between dingleberry and cock.
I fucked Samantha in the ass yesterday and when I pulled out I had dinglecock. She should clean up better.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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