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Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out
"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."
Dicklefuck by Fucklestick March 19, 2023

Dinglefuckery 

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.
Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

Dinklecock 

Poppycock, tomfoolery, hobnomery, bullshit.

Something that is utterly erroneous or ridiculous.
So I hear you hooked up with that fat girl...

Dinklecock! Thats absolute Dinklecock!
Dinklecock by Jon&Dave218 October 6, 2009

Dinglefuck 

When someone's stupidity or actions surpass all logic, and/or blatant prejudice is revealed they are now a dinglefuck. Most often used to describe refs in NFL football but also can be used to describe any person lacking common sense.superdouche idiotjerk
That dinglefuck ref just screwd us out of a down on that last call! Dumbass bonehead
Dinglefuck by Superwitty July 4, 2016

dinklefink 

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man
We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!
dinklefink by chula123 July 14, 2011

Dinkerfucked 

A complete state of total drunk to the point of complete and total brain failure and loss of all function including speech and bowel functions.
Dude...tonight....we're getting Dinkerfucked.
Dinkerfucked by Scoot212 September 7, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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