danglecock

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.

"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"

by Polish Rob May 12, 2006

dangercock

A want to be fratty guy who wears lots of country club shirts. Normally of southern origin.

Man did you see that dangercock wearing his bulls bay pullover today

by UncleTom February 25, 2013

Danglycock

Danglycock is one of the best meme pages on instagram.

“Yo did you see @Danglycock’s latest meme?”
“Yeah bro it was hilarious”

by bro69bro August 29, 2020

danglefork

a. the lacrosse stick

a. "yo bro hand me ma danglefork, lets lax it up a notch"

by garglenaut September 11, 2011

Dinklecock

Poppycock, tomfoolery, hobnomery, bullshit.

Something that is utterly erroneous or ridiculous.

So I hear you hooked up with that fat girl...

Dinklecock! Thats absolute Dinklecock!

by Jon&Dave218 October 6, 2009

danglechuck

The piece of skin that hangs from one's loose vagina. Ususally brown - light pinkish.

"while she was on the phone i played around with her danglechuck..."
"sounds like fun... did you catch the sox game last night?

by nsmport April 24, 2007

dangleforking

a. the act of laxing, or playing lacrosse.

a. "yo broski lets go dangleforking later on"
b. "hand me ma danglefork bro, lets lax."

by garglenaut September 11, 2011