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dingleturd 

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW
i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!
dingleturd by Veeks August 3, 2007

dingleshugen 

A greet leet hacker that destroys all noobs in online games such as Cs.
"For a moment I thought I had become a dingleshugen."
dingleshugen by patrice April 8, 2005

dingletuft 

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.
Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

dinglethwap 

A person engaged in the act of attacking stronger people, which results in the attacker's ultimate humiliation and ridicule.

Literally can be someone who engages in flicking a steroid monkey's penis in the shower (painfully) resulting in a sound pummelling by said 'roid monkey.
That Fuckeroni dinglethwapped me, so I grabbed him and jammed the showerhead so far up his ass, that now he has hot and cold running water coming out of each nostril.
dinglethwap by Pizza-The-Face July 13, 2007

Dinglehumper 

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.
Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."
Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012

Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.
Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!
Dinklethumb by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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