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dingleturd 

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW
i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!
dingleturd by Veeks August 3, 2007

dingleshugen 

A greet leet hacker that destroys all noobs in online games such as Cs.
"For a moment I thought I had become a dingleshugen."
dingleshugen by patrice April 8, 2005

dingletuft 

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.
Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

dinglethwap 

A person engaged in the act of attacking stronger people, which results in the attacker's ultimate humiliation and ridicule.

Literally can be someone who engages in flicking a steroid monkey's penis in the shower (painfully) resulting in a sound pummelling by said 'roid monkey.
That Fuckeroni dinglethwapped me, so I grabbed him and jammed the showerhead so far up his ass, that now he has hot and cold running water coming out of each nostril.
dinglethwap by Pizza-The-Face July 13, 2007

Dinglehumper 

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.
Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."
Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012

Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.
Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!
Dinklethumb by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022