Dinglehumper

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.

Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."

Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012

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Dinglehopper

the name scuttle from the Little Mermaid gave a fork

I am the little mermaid, i think i'll comb my hair with my dinglehopper

Dinglehopper by Ruby December 6, 2003

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Dinglehopper

A common term used among the mer-people who live in the Atlantic Ocean. It refers to the human item commonly known as a fork. However, instead of using this item to eat as humans do, the mer-people (especially young mermaids) prefer to use this item to comb through their luscious locks.

Scuttle: "Wow! Look at this! Wow...this is special. Very unusual."
Ariel: "What?! What is it?"
Scuttle: "It's a....Dinglehopper!"

Dinglehopper by elizabeth_j#471014 November 21, 2017

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Dinglehopper Rebound

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.

Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again

Dinglehopper Rebound by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022