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dinglethwap 

A person engaged in the act of attacking stronger people, which results in the attacker's ultimate humiliation and ridicule.

Literally can be someone who engages in flicking a steroid monkey's penis in the shower (painfully) resulting in a sound pummelling by said 'roid monkey.
That Fuckeroni dinglethwapped me, so I grabbed him and jammed the showerhead so far up his ass, that now he has hot and cold running water coming out of each nostril.
dinglethwap by Pizza-The-Face July 13, 2007
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dingletwang 

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"
"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"
dingletwang by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

dingletwat 

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.
While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.
dingletwat by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

Dingletwat 

When a girl shits and proceeds to wipe forward and leave shit in her vag.
Dude that chick has a dingletwat
Dingletwat by Stoned Ewok May 19, 2016

Dingletwatten 

When a girl has a wet vagina and she is wearing cloth panties, little pieces of the material will stick to the end of her vagina hairs. This is dingletwatten.
I went down on this girl who didn't shave for a few days and I had dingletwatten stuck between my teeth. It wasn't very pleasant.

dingletrap

a trap used to catch chicks
i caught that babe with my dingletrap
dingletrap by caf May 15, 2005

Dingletwad 

Dingletwad; appropriate term to refer to someone whom is a condescending/unintelligent person

Other variations of this term is described as being a bit** or an as**ole.
"Why the fuck would she/he do that, they're a fucking dingletwad"

"Yo, look at that dingletwad over there. "
Dingletwad by Katrkk October 16, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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