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Domestitute 

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.
"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"
Domestitute by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013
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Domesticated thot 

A domesticated thot is a female that was once a full time thot and has settled down with a male who has reduced the levels of thotness, they show there inner thot to only one said person who are in the said relationship with
Charlotte is a domesticated thot and has settled down with Harrison

Domesticated Clown 

a clown or mime that has been raped by elephants so hard that the sweat on his face causes his make up to run off his face.
man, that Jaden Chan is such a domesticated clown! look at his face
Domesticated Clown by jaden chan December 2, 2010

Domesticated Alpha Male 

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

Domesticated Partnership 

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

domesticated 

someone who is very into tradtiontal home life: cooking, cleaning, ect.
I dont want to date her, she isnt domesticated enough. She cant even bake a cake.
domesticated by Jessica Weber July 28, 2003

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
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