Begmore

1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed.

2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
Your dog won't keep his nose out of my dinner. He’s been hitting the Begmore too hard.”
by Bottom Ford January 03, 2010
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The Bourne Redundancy

1. The title of Matt Damon’s new spy thriller.

2. May refer to any extraneous or inferior movie sequel.
“You seen that new Matt Damon flick?”

“The Bourne Redundancy? Derivative, man.”
by Bottom Ford March 14, 2010
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extravirg

One of those annoying virgins who is super-friendly
Bottom went to his class reunion, which had been organized by an extravirg with nothing better to do.
by Bottom Ford March 04, 2010
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veggie del norte

1. vegetables that have migrated so far north they have become frozen.
2. Any kind of frozen vegetable.
Bottom doesn’t have any fresh salad fixings, but he can serve veggie del norte anytime.
by Bottom Ford May 02, 2010
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office chair ballet

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!
by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010
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reef rash

Abrasion caused by contact with rocks/reef in a surfing accident.
"Dig Bottom's reef rash. He wiped out bad."
by Bottom Ford September 17, 2009
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Mill Creek, WA

The world’s best hiding place. You would never go there expecting to find someone interesting. Zero stalkers. Zero paparazzi. Zero vampires.
“I heard Matt Damon bought a house in Mill Creek, WA.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
by Bottom Ford May 04, 2010
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