Dimass

A complete idiot; functions as an alternative to "dumbass" when they've surpassed that level of stupidity

Shut it dimass!

Dimass by M2Society May 8, 2024

Dimashititis

A rapidly spreading health condition in with millions of people had been consuming large volumes of visual and auditory information via internet to satisfy their new found addiction for a Kazakhstan singer, composer, multi lingual and multi instrumentalists name Dimash Kudaibergen. This phenomenon craving for this 6 octave singer is being studied by specialist around the world who in turn gets infected. There is currently no known cure and no one is asking for a cure. The only effective treatment is to join other addicts in for some fun and sharing information on the root cause.

The vocal teacher did an analysis in Dimash and got infected with Dimashititis the first round, he asked his friend to check and his friend was infected too.

Dimashititis by TazaKap December 15, 2019

Dimashify 

Pronunciation : Di-Mash-i-fy (Verb)

1) To transform an existing song through the personality of Dimash Kudaibergen so as to render it utterly his own

2) To set a bar/standard so high that it will never again be rendered to the original

3) To cause the listener extreme feelings such as love, pain, happiness leaving them in doubt, awe, tears at times, goosebumps, speechless or lost weather what they just heard actually is only one human singing or an alien. This phenomenon is called Dimashified

4) A person who has been Dimashified normally had just been infected with Dimashititis Stage 1 unknowingly.

Dimash dimashify almost every single song he sings

Dimashify by TazaKap December 17, 2019

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Dimash 

Kazakh singer and musician. Dimash Kudaibergen has been active as a performer for a number of years, but reached wider recognition in Asia after appearing on the Chinese television show The Singer in 2017, and has gradually become more popular in the Western world, notably since appearing on American talent show 'The World's Best' in 2019. Dimash is known for combining elements of his classical training with both traditional Kazakh music and Eastern and Western popular music, and for his wide vocal range and theatrical performing style.

Dimash is the personification of that stereotype that no matter how good you are at something, some kid in Asia can do it better.

Dimash by falsetokaiba February 27, 2019

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly 

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.

That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011

Dimas 

Dimas is a very sweet guy. Very understanding and can help you in times of need. When ever you feel down you can always call him to cheer you up. Nicest guy you could ever meet. He is Fun and exciting. And he is also very attractive and handsome. His smile will melt your heart. And his eyes will make you fall in deep love. Once he is in your life you can’t forget about him. He just keeps running in your mind ! Love him and appreciate him

boy: is that your boyfriend ?
girl: yea! His name is Dimas and He is the Best

Dimas by pasta is good November 1, 2020