Dildud

A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.

She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.

by gabsablex November 6, 2022

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildurd

a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina

That dildurd got shit all over my pussy.

by fupalot May 4, 2009

Dildunicorn

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.

Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.

by midget pornstar May 30, 2009

dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

Dildular

1. Of or pertaining to Dildos.

2. A measure of volume or distance roughly the size of a dildo.

3. Any non sex object that is roughly the same size or shape as a dildo.

4. A description of behavior, can be good, or bad.

Used in a Sentence:

1. I need to get some dildular action... I haven't gotten my rocks off in hours.

2. Lentils in Dildular proportions are dangerous.

3. Man, Steve's head sure looks dildular, and its growing a rather dildular pimple.

4. Peter was being really dildular last night... he kept runnin in and out of that tunnel screaming "I am the cheese!"

by yoyoma420 May 21, 2009