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dildustration
Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!
dildustration by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
Dildunicorn
When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.
Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.
Dildunicorn by midget pornstar May 30, 2009
dildus
Dildular
1. Of or pertaining to Dildos.
2. A measure of volume or distance roughly the size of a dildo.
3. Any non sex object that is roughly the same size or shape as a dildo.
4. A description of behavior, can be good, or bad.
2. A measure of volume or distance roughly the size of a dildo.
3. Any non sex object that is roughly the same size or shape as a dildo.
4. A description of behavior, can be good, or bad.
Used in a Sentence:
1. I need to get some dildular action... I haven't gotten my rocks off in hours.
2. Lentils in Dildular proportions are dangerous.
3. Man, Steve's head sure looks dildular, and its growing a rather dildular pimple.
4. Peter was being really dildular last night... he kept runnin in and out of that tunnel screaming "I am the cheese!"
1. I need to get some dildular action... I haven't gotten my rocks off in hours.
2. Lentils in Dildular proportions are dangerous.
3. Man, Steve's head sure looks dildular, and its growing a rather dildular pimple.
4. Peter was being really dildular last night... he kept runnin in and out of that tunnel screaming "I am the cheese!"
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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