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1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.
Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?
Dildude by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008
A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.
She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.
Dildud by gabsablex November 6, 2022

dilldude 

1. a man who crawls into a whales vagina; thus making him a man dildo.
2. a gay man who uses a dildo.
1. The dilldude made the whale squirt!
2. The dilldude enjoys a dildo in his butthole.
dilldude by TTimmy February 15, 2008
another word for dildo. people use it when they don't like the word dildo.
dude did you see that dildune sticking out of her vagina?
yeah man, that's hot
dildune by blacktacyssup September 16, 2016

Dildodexterous 

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)
When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)
Dildodexterous by anonymous September 20, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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