Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildude

1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.

Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?

by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008

Dildud

A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.

She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.

by gabsablex November 6, 2022

dilldude

1. a man who crawls into a whales vagina; thus making him a man dildo.
2. a gay man who uses a dildo.

1. The dilldude made the whale squirt!
2. The dilldude enjoys a dildo in his butthole.

by TTimmy February 15, 2008

dildune

another word for dildo. people use it when they don't like the word dildo.

dude did you see that dildune sticking out of her vagina?
yeah man, that's hot

by blacktacyssup September 16, 2016

Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020